by Anne
Today, lovable goon Andrew Peters turns 29. He may not be the best hockey player, but it saddens me to think he will more than likely not be a Sabre next season. :(
I still love ya, Petey!
I hope you like green and black?
I couldn't find a 29th birthday cake that wasn't lame.
Also, Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone!
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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If I were Petey, I would want Mexican on my birthday.
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