OMG THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME

by Anne

Thanks to the guys over at The Goose's Roost for introducing me to this site where you can sponsor pages for hockey players. Or as they, and now I, like to call it: own hockey players.

As of this posting I "own" Danny Pie-YAY! and BIG BEAR! Pommer was claimed and so were Lafontaine and Kaleta. Millsey was $40 bucks. Screw that. I would claim Gooose....but I think I've already pushed that to the limit....and I don't really want to sponsor Staffy. Hmmm... SISSY! Let's see if he's available, cuz let's face it, he probably is....................He is! Maybe I'll sponsor him later if he's still available. Spending $20 on hockey players is my limit for the day. Oddly enough, someone named Anne M. (that isn't me) owns Yo-yo.


I really enjoy the emails that say "Thank you for your sponsorship of Steve Bernier" and "Dan Paille". Wooo! I realize that it's just a clever ploy to get revenue and I'm basically just paying for advertising, but nothing will diminsh my joy.

That being said:

Pie Lovers United has not had much to celebrate lately, other than the fact that I now own him. Maybe Oscar should be the one who owns him since he is his favorite Sabre. Yes, Oscar IS my cat, why do you ask?

Danny was the "Celebrity Chair" of a 5K run the other day and there are no pictures to be found. BOO. ....he's getting married in July of 2009...uhhhh he's bored a lot. Maybe he can go on a vaycay with Fiancee.

We need to create some kind of excitement for the Man-Child. Oh, and if anyone would like to become a member of the Pie Lovers United or a "Pie-Head", leave a comment with your favorite kind of pie and desired title and I'll rustle up a picture for you and add you to our roster.

Pie-Heads Unite

by Anne

The Pie Lovers United is pleased to announce that two new members have been added to our roster.

Please welcome to the team:

Matt: Pie-YAY's Top Undercover Operative.

Wherever he goes, he scouts other players and instills fear in them about Danny Pie-YAY's badassery. Living in New Jersey, he has easy access to many NHL teams that are just out of reach of Pie Lovers National Headquarters in Buffalo. His work began after Anton Volcenkov nearly decapitated Danny on January 4. Has anyone clobbered the PIE since? I. Think. Not.

Favorite Pie: Shepard's

Coolest. Lamp. Ever.

I must confess I have never met Mr. Bowl Full of Pork (see sidebar for blog link), so I decided to peruse his blog for some photographic inspiration. When I came across this lamp photo I instantly knew 2 things: (1) More people need to see this lamp and (2) Why don't I own one yet?

Katebits: Chief Pie-Head Troop Rallier and Official Theme Song Composer

If you need evidence of her skills at team motivation, see her blog, you yourself will be inspired to go out and win big for the Sabres as well.

Favorite Pie: Banana Creme

Picture stolen from the Willful Caboose.

Katebits works hard for Pie-YAY. Therefore, she drank herself into oblivion. This is the kind of dedication I expect from all Pie-Heads and, actually, anyone I could hang out with. Booze= good. Supporting Danny Pie-YAY= good. Therefore Booze= Supporting Danny Pie-YAY.

Welcome aboard Matt and Katebits!

Remember, you too can be a Pie-Head. We have mixers and t-shirts. Ok, well, maybe one day if we all decide to go to a game together or something we'll make t-shirts. I don't think Oscar can come though as he sheds a great deal when he's excited. Think of the shower of kitten hair that would rain down were Danny Pie-YAY to score a goal. The insurance liability is mind boggling. No, he'll have to hold down the fort at Pie Lovers National Headquarters in Buffalo. We get a lot of calls on game nights but don't worry, Oscar's really a people person cat.

Pie! Yay!

by Anne

Jumping on my own Danny Paille bandwagon I began to round up earlier this season, I've decided to create my own Danny Pie-YAY fan club. Members will be known as pie-heads and each will be assigned a different kind of pie to emulate their personal flair. Here's our bitchin' poster:

Let's meet the team, shall we?

Anne: Founder of the Pie Lovers and Chief Pie-Head.
Favorite pie: Pecan

the Pie-Heads' fearless leader*

*For the record, yes that actually is me half in and half out of an ice cream freezer at Shea's

S(h)ara: President of Pie-YAY relations
Favorite Pie: Raspberry

S(h)ara is actually a 19th century Hungarian peasant woman: True. Story.

Oscar: Pie Lovers' mascot and CGO (Chief Gossip Officer) of the Pie-Heads
Favorite Pie: Pork

Wha-! Is someone out there talking about Danny?

Mary Kate: Newest Pie-Head and Head Pie-Head Uniform Designer
Favorite Pie: Apple

MK is confused as to why Danny Pie-YAY isn't there getting wasted with us at Frizzy's

If anyone else would like to be a Pie-Head, leave a comment with your favorite pie and I shall assign you a title and photo for the Pie-Head roster.