Pie-Heads Unite

by Anne

The Pie Lovers United is pleased to announce that two new members have been added to our roster.

Please welcome to the team:

Matt: Pie-YAY's Top Undercover Operative.

Wherever he goes, he scouts other players and instills fear in them about Danny Pie-YAY's badassery. Living in New Jersey, he has easy access to many NHL teams that are just out of reach of Pie Lovers National Headquarters in Buffalo. His work began after Anton Volcenkov nearly decapitated Danny on January 4. Has anyone clobbered the PIE since? I. Think. Not.

Favorite Pie: Shepard's

Coolest. Lamp. Ever.

I must confess I have never met Mr. Bowl Full of Pork (see sidebar for blog link), so I decided to peruse his blog for some photographic inspiration. When I came across this lamp photo I instantly knew 2 things: (1) More people need to see this lamp and (2) Why don't I own one yet?

Katebits: Chief Pie-Head Troop Rallier and Official Theme Song Composer

If you need evidence of her skills at team motivation, see her blog, you yourself will be inspired to go out and win big for the Sabres as well.

Favorite Pie: Banana Creme

Picture stolen from the Willful Caboose.

Katebits works hard for Pie-YAY. Therefore, she drank herself into oblivion. This is the kind of dedication I expect from all Pie-Heads and, actually, anyone I could hang out with. Booze= good. Supporting Danny Pie-YAY= good. Therefore Booze= Supporting Danny Pie-YAY.

Welcome aboard Matt and Katebits!

Remember, you too can be a Pie-Head. We have mixers and t-shirts. Ok, well, maybe one day if we all decide to go to a game together or something we'll make t-shirts. I don't think Oscar can come though as he sheds a great deal when he's excited. Think of the shower of kitten hair that would rain down were Danny Pie-YAY to score a goal. The insurance liability is mind boggling. No, he'll have to hold down the fort at Pie Lovers National Headquarters in Buffalo. We get a lot of calls on game nights but don't worry, Oscar's really a people person cat.