Friday, February 8, 2008

Kids Escaping the Sabres' Kids Escaping Drugs Poster

by Anne

OMG this is like 5 posts today. Eh, whatevs.


To me, this poster doesn't just say "Don't do Drugs." Rather, it says "Don't do Drugs or Paul Gaustad and Adam Mair will find out where you live and come over at night when you and your friends are smokin' the dope and beat the living snot out of you."

Mairsy, at least in this picture, you're sliding dangerously backwards from "Brutish Teddy Bear" back to "Effing Terrifying"

I promise I won't do drugs, Mairsy! Just don't hit me!

Fo' serious though, you can pick up a poster for $5 and help Kids Escaping Drugs which is a great, long running, well-respected charity in Buffalo.

1 comment:

  1. Don't do Drugs or Paul Gaustad and Adam Mair will find out where you live and come over at night when you and your friends are smokin' the dope and beat the living snot out of you.

    Gatorade, right out the nose. Owww!

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