Friday, June 27, 2008


by Anne

Maxim Afinogenov to Washington for Mike Green?

I heard this rumor from a friend of mine who works at HSBC and says, while its not a guarantee, it's in more than casual talks.



OMGAH!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! The only downside being how crazy a line would it be with Backstrom, Ovechkin and Afingenov on a line together? That could be EPIC.

I don't care though, Mike Green is EXACTLY the kind of player we need. He's young, he's fast, he hits hard, he skates hard and he has a bullet of a shot from the blue line. I don't know if this rumor is true and I'm trying not to get TOO excited about it but its pretty hard not to. WOO!

This trade would make me squeal with hockey fan glee.

But, hey, if that doesn't work out:

I'm totally into seeing other defenseman, Brooksy.


  1. I would love it if we could get Brooks Orpik!

  2. Mike Green or Brooks Orpik there would be a happy dance in my very near future.

  3. It would make me a very, very happy girl if they would go ahead and get Goose signed to a 15-25 year deal. :)


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  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

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