Thursday, July 24, 2008

It Needs to Stop Raining Now

By S(h)ara


I'm supposed to go see The Gin Blossoms tonight, people. The rain needs to not be happening anymore.


A friend of mine that works at the Arena told me Patty goes to the Square a lot. (Or he did last year. They used to hang out together.) I'll keep my eyes peeled for him, and try to secretly take pictures with my camera phone. (No, I don't have a digital camera. Yes, I know it's 2008.)


As someone who lost one of their great hockey loves to a trade and an incurable case of Dbag Syndrome, I feel I am honor bound to assist MJ in her quest to have her Beloved Future Ex-Husband signed by an NHL team, preferably the Sabres. Ok, so he's not the best player on the team and we have left wingers coming out of our ears, but MJ loves him. And I'm sure there are at least one or two other people in Buffalo that love him as much as she does. He brings a lot to our team. Does anyone else have an adorable Boston accent? What about fabulous eyebrows? I say, nay sir. NAY! He's SabreBritney's go to guy for bubble hockey! We can't trade him/let him lapse into a UFA black hole!




How can you say "no" to that face, I ask you? P.S., I totally yoinked this from MJ's page

Interesting fact: if you do a google image search for Mike Ryan NHL, most of the pictures that come up are from MJ's blog. Well done, madam!

Please don't keep us in suspense any longer, Darcy! We need to know the fate of he who possesses the NHL's best eyebrows!

1 comment:

  1. THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE IN THIS POST.

    WHY WHY WHY DID THEY SIGN A NEW (UNATTRACTIVE) FORWARD WHEN THIS PERFECTION IS STILL AVAILABLE??!! WHY!!!!!


    Waiting for the Beloved Future Ex-Husband to be signed has been the most agonizing wait I've ever experienced, save for waiting to develope boobs:( Which I am still doing:(

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