Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Peace OUT, Girl Scout

by Anne

YESSSS. Just when I was seriously contemplating taking a vaycay from hockey, I hop over to TSN and see a beautiful, beautiful story:

BYE BYE RAY!

Ha! Even the Russians know Emery isn't a long-term gamble. 1 year! Weeell that might mean he'll be back in the NHL after that... eh I'll have forgotten about him by then... nope, that's a lie.

The creation of this new Russian Continental League may one day depress me, but as it stands its taken 2 of my least favorite players OUTTA HERE!

See ya!

4 comments:

  1. Emery. Emery. Emmmmmmmmmery.

    YOU SUCK!

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  2. Its a shame that Sean Avery didn't sign with the Russians this time. Then this would be the sweetest season ever!

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  3. Oh... he's gone... for now? You've made me so happy. Not so much marrying you like MJ, but close. And I second s(h)ara and jennifer.

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  4. The ONLY thing I will miss about Emery is chanting his name at Sabres games.

    Seriously, this news made my day.

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