By S(h)ara
This was one of the closest competitions I've seen in a long time. Anne and I even remarked that things were running neck and neck for quite awhile. But now, we have a clear winner. In reverse order, the results of our weekly poll:
How Will Brian Campbell Make Us Collectively Hurl During the 2008-2009 Season?
5. Winning the Norris Trophy
Only 13% of you chose this option. I like to think it's because no one actually thinks Soupy could conceivably win the Norris. Though I would just like to say now, if he does, all ya'll owe me a smoothie.
4. Breaking up Brangelina
16% of you think Angelina Jolie has the same taste in men as a puckbunny at Soho on a Saturday night at 3am. Ange! You can do way better than Soupy! Oh wait, you knew that because you're currently banging Brad Pitt? My bad. Keep on makin' those babies!
3. Scoring the Lone Goal for His Team in the Winter Classic...Again
Oh irony, thy name is Brian Campbell playing in the ice bowl...again. As Anne said before, the very definition of irony is the one player who publically trashed the Winter Classic last year is the only player who is going to be playing in it this year. 18% of you found this hurl-worthy.
2. Scoring a Goal on Millsey
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE! I think if this happens, the city of Buffalo will rise up with their pitchforks and torches. We don't take too kindly to it when someone who used to play for us then went to a new city and trashed us scores on one of our own.
1. Bringing his Campaign to End Excessive Sweating to the National Market
"Somebody bring us a basin! We're going to be sick!" (Courtesy of Roald Dahl) I swear to Jeebus, if I see a hyperhydrosis or veins, veins, veins commercial next year, I will probably throw something at my tv. And what was that thing on his face? A cold sore? NASTINESS! Not to mention, totally unnecessary. Soupy should have taken his own advice--boy looks like he went swimming anytime he does the post game.
T. McGee’s Top 100 NHL Draft Big Board
19 hours ago
Soupy should have taken his own advice--boy looks like he went swimming anytime he does the post game
ReplyDeleteFOR REALS - how is it that he persistently looks like he is in midst of a minor heat stroke???? How does someone that pale, that seemingly terrified of the sun's rays, someone who I am not entirely convinced is NOT an albino, manage to DO that????
I am at a loss.