by Anne
Jason Pominville is BACK!
And very thirsty
The love of my hockeylife (well, after Jarome Iginla) but the Prince of my Hockey Heart has returned from the great beyond. Or, well, from Quebec and has updated his
blog!
At least now we know that Pommer has not abandoned us all for the time being.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
Disclaimer, yo.
Almost all of our pictures are borrowed from other sources. If they're yours and you don't want us to use them, just shoot us an email and we'll take them down.
We have nothing to do with the Buffalo Sabres, the National Hockey League or the actual "Sabretooth's House" located in HSBC Arena, we're just borrowing the name. If anyone is offended by anything we've written, get over it, it's a personal blog, not an accredited news source.
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WHY DID NO ONE ASK HIM WHEN HE PLANS ON $*(*(#*#*(#*# SIGNING!!!
ReplyDeleteALSO - most IMPORTANTLY - why did no one ask him if he's spoken to Mike Ryan, and if he's asked about me:(
I'm clearly the victim in all this.
Surely his plan is to remain a Sabre for eternity. Why else would have even bother posting??? Why????
ReplyDeleteI personally love the comment about someone calling him a poodle. Is he sure that someone was not just affectionately calling him "Pommerdoodle"?
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