Tuesday, September 9, 2008

DEREK ROY'S WEB OF FASHION INFLUENCE EXTENDS TO THE WEST COAST!!!!

by Anne

Thanks to Soph at Slightly Saucy for pointing out this AMAZING photographic evidence that NOT ONLY is Derek Roy influencing hair fashions in future Hall of Fame goaltenders, but also affecting the apparel of color blind defensemen. TAKE A LOOK:



Here we see Roysie in the previously blogged about t-shirt


AND NOW WE SEE KYLE MCCLAREN IS WEARING IT TOO!!!!
(click on them both for a closer comparison)

I don't know how to feel!!! Perhaps Big Bear gives out these shirts as gifts? Are Derek Roy and Kyle McClaren part of a secret society hellbent on bringing down the NHLPA? DO OTHER NHL PLAYERS OWN THIS SHIRT?!?! I FEEL AN NHL BRAND DAVINCI CODE COMING ON. Are they like the Free Masons? Does Lady Justice represent the NHL and the skeleto-angel represent the KHL? Gary Bettman? Elisha Cuthbert? THE ENFORCER RULE?!! THAT'S IT! These shirts are a silent protest against the enforcer rule!! I CHALLENGE ALL BLOGGERS TO SEEK OUT PHOTOS OF NHLERS WEARING THIS VERY SHIRT SO WE MAY COMPARE AND CONTRAST WHAT THESE GENTLEMEN HAVE IN COMMON.

I scoured Google for literally MINUTES trying to figure out where one can purchase such a masculine display of anti-establishment pride to no avail. PROVING THAT THESE T SHIRTS ARE PART OF A SUPER DUPER SECRET HOCKEY CULT.

I KNEW IT.

If the Sedin twins start wearing furry collared coats this winter, my suspicions will be CONFIRMED.

Derek Roy claims to have spent sometime this summer in Cabo. Maybe "Cabo" is code for "With my fashion savvy NHL boyz planning our mad sweet secret vacays."

2 comments:

  1. Maybe it's like the Brotherhood of the Traveling t-shirt. one shirt that magically fits them all.

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  2. Maybe it's like the Brotherhood of the Traveling t-shirt. one shirt that magically fits them all.


    Maybe they're The Fellowhship of the T-Shirt?!!1!

    "One graphic tee to rule them all."

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