Saturday, October 4, 2008


by Anne

After mulling it over in the clear light of day, I'm not changing one darn thing about this blog. If people want to take what I write about OTHER PEOPLE too personally then that's their samba, not mine.

Although I did have a great name picked out. But I'm saving it on the off-chance I ever decide to use it for something. WOOOOO!!!!

This is my attitude towards anonymous posters and emailers:
its all cool bebes, all cool.


  1. You tell 'em. I think the name is better this way anyway!

  2. This blog is too much fun already to go ahead and change things. I love it just the way it is!

  3. You may have thought that bunny was the funniest picture of someone wearing sunglasses...until tonight...

  4. Thanks everyone! If I ever need the courage to dump an abusive boyfriend or tell Tim Connolly to stop groping me or my friends, I'll know who to call! YAHHHH!!!!

  5. Eww. People are lame, Anne. You're awesome and they are not.... 10 years too late.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

Disclaimer, yo.

Almost all of our pictures are borrowed from other sources. If they're yours and you don't want us to use them, just shoot us an email and we'll take them down.

We have nothing to do with the Buffalo Sabres, the National Hockey League or the actual "Sabretooth's House" located in HSBC Arena, we're just borrowing the name. If anyone is offended by anything we've written, get over it, it's a personal blog, not an accredited news source.

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