Sunday, October 5, 2008

YO THAT STUNK

by Anne


Trent Edwards' frontal lobe appears to still be somewhere on the field in Phoenix, $50 to the first person who locates it.

Ryan Miller was nearly decapitated when his helmet just decided to leap off his head in open rebellion to years of being beaned with pucks

Derek Roy scored a goal but didn't score a goal and then got elbowed in the face

We had like 10 power plays and scored on NONE of them (even the producer in Detroit who didn't realize he could be heard said "this power play is terrible." Watch the FSN feed, he said it in the first period)

I'm having a "fat day"

The Bills are no longer undefeated


On the brightside:

The Bills are still 4-1 and next week is a bye

The Sabres game didn't count

I bought turquoise sunglasses and cheap socks

I made a wicked awesome collage for a "response" for one of my classes (GRAD SCHOOL RAWKS!)

He may be a (temporary) vegetable, but he's still the prettiest vegetable I've ever seen:


COME BACK SOOOOON!!!!!!

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What a terrible day for Buffalo sports.

8 comments:

  1. Poor Trent. ): I can only hope that he feels better soon. We don't need him to be a longterm vegetable (like a certain Sabre we know).

    Hahaha, and I heard that producer say that the power play was awful! I wonder what he was saying after the 10th attempt of still trying to score in the game.

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  2. I felt like this whole weekend was a fat weekend. It doesn't help when your dining hall is serving carnival food in honor of fall fest either.

    Definitely a bad weekend for Buffalo sports/sports in general. But when you find turquoise sunglasses, I think that helps. I'm pretty jealous!

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  3. He may be a (temporary) vegetable, but he's still the prettiest vegetable I've ever seen.

    MOST DEFFFF!!!!! Preach it!

    But did you hear the play by play guy say that the Red Wings player was "humping [a Sabres player] a little bit"??? I DIED.

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  4. Poor Trent. ): I can only hope that he feels better soon. We don't need him to be a longterm vegetable (like a certain Sabre we know).

    for REAL. the list of traits Tim Connolly possesses that Trent Edwards should AVOID adopting is too long for this comment. We should have a rotating system to keep Trent occupied so he doesn't resort to calling Mr. Destructible for company

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  5. Definitely a bad weekend for Buffalo sports/sports in general. But when you find turquoise sunglasses, I think that helps. I'm pretty jealous!

    It made things a little better, not gonna lie. It was not a pleasant weekend all around, but my cat enjoyed it because I was home a lot.

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  6. MOST DEFFFF!!!!! Preach it!

    WHY IS HE SO BEAUTIFUL?!!!!!


    But did you hear the play by play guy say that the Red Wings player was "humping [a Sabres player] a little bit"??? I DIED.

    WHAT?!?!?!!! NO!! I NEED VIDEO CONFIRMATION THAT IS JUST ABOUT THE GREATEST THING EVER IF WE'RE GETTING TECHNICAL ABOUT THINGS.

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  7. OMGGGG!! ANNE!! Where in the world did you get your profile picture???!???!!! That is absolutely FANTASTIC!

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  8. OMGGGG!! ANNE!! Where in the world did you get your profile picture???!???!!! That is absolutely FANTASTIC!

    haha thanks. i actually made it a few months ago as a facebook bumper sticker but I think it was Katie from Muckers and Grinders who wrote a post with that title and inspired it. BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE!!!!

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  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
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  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
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  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
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