by Anne
Not that we didn't already know that he was, but Ryan Miller was named one of the Three Stars of the Week by NHL.com. Woo!
Here's the blurb:
Ryan Miller -- In a season that has seen several goaltenders get off to blazing starts, no one has done more with less than Miller, who won all three of his starts last week while allowing only four goals -- even though his team scored only six non-empty netters. He leads the League in wins (12), goals-against average (1.77) and save percentage (.939)
Love.
Hopefully getting pimped by NHL.com won't make him
too FAMOUS
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
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- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
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OH MY GOD, HE'S SO FAMOUS!
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