by Anne
True to my word, I've opted to keep this week's poll a little more family-friendly.
Therefore, you should choose which of the players listed you'd most likely call in a pinch to watch your children for you for a few hours. If you don't have children... which I don't, just take a guess as to who you'd most entrust with the care of your little bundles of joy. Then, post the reasons why here.
I think I'll alternate racy and tame polls.
Tomorrow night is the Awards show! Today some or another committee meets that Ryan Miller is on. I think this is the goaltender equipment meeting. Ooooooohhhh.... Aaaaahhhhh. How exciting.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
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I voted Pie-yay because he seems so sweet and innocent. I don't trust Ovie one bit, any of the Staal boys have too many brothers, and are guaranteed to be trouble, Marty would probably teach them some French smack talk and I just dunno 'bout Jaro.
ReplyDeleteFun poll!
Gee, I wonder who voted for Sissy...Anne do you know?
ReplyDeleteI love these polls. They are fun!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI voted Marty! He's got kids and seems to be great with them. I think he would be a lot of fun, while keeping things in line. Pie-yay is only a child himself, Ovie would be teaching them to put plastic wrap on the toilet seat, Staal only has brothers and I need someone to take care of my girls, and Jaro, I just can't understand a damn thing he says.
I voted for Marty just because he's the most grown-up of the bunch.
ReplyDeleteS(h)ara, what an outrageous accusation!!!
ReplyDeleteUm WOW Marty Biron is cleanin' UP.
Hahahahaha.