Friday, October 9, 2009

Fantasy Hockey Will Bring Me Back To the Fold

by S(h)ara

So for a hot month or two, (OK, more like six...) hockey had lost its lustre for me. I even despaired of gaining enthusiasm in time for the regular season.

And then I made a fantasy hockey team.

I've become obsessed with my team. I mean, look at our logo, we're fierce.

Fear the mighty lemons. Fear them.

In other happy news, I've picked a new favorite Sabre, Good Ol' Timmy Connolly. 'Cause let's face it, I love bald men.

I went back to school this semester. I feel too old to be taking undergrad classes. It's tough when some of your professors are only a couple years older than you are.


  1. Wooo, Timmy! Good choice Anne. Then again, I think any choice other than Derek is a good choice.

  2. Actually, this is S(h)ara. I know, it's been a while since I blogged.

  3. Me = fail. Sorry S(h)ara, ahhhh!

  4. Um, that's a lime, not a lemon, but Lime Cat does rock.

  5. I'm aware it's a lime, however, the picture was to awesome to pass by. I just pretend it's a lemon...

  6. Yo, I don't want to bang him, I'm just saying I might buy his jersey.


Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
  • Craigory - Craig Rivet
  • Full Monty - Steve Montador
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Noodles - Derek Whitmore
  • Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
  • Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
  • Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
  • Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
  • Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist

Because It's Never not Funny

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