by S(h)ara
So for a hot month or two, (OK, more like six...) hockey had lost its lustre for me. I even despaired of gaining enthusiasm in time for the regular season.
And then I made a fantasy hockey team.
I've become obsessed with my team. I mean, look at our logo, we're fierce.
Fear the mighty lemons. Fear them.
In other happy news, I've picked a new favorite Sabre, Good Ol' Timmy Connolly. 'Cause let's face it, I love bald men.
I went back to school this semester. I feel too old to be taking undergrad classes. It's tough when some of your professors are only a couple years older than you are.
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller" Shutout - A 58 minute multi-goal shutout lead that is blown by Miller allowing one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes
- Craigory - Craig Rivet
- Full Monty - Steve Montador
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Noodles - Derek Whitmore
- Oscar - Anne's cat and STH's unofficial mascot
- Parsley - Jimmy Bonneau
- Sir Christopher - Chris Butler
- Sissy - Jaroslav Spacek
- Telly Monster - Mikael Tellqvist
Because It's Never not Funny
Disclaimer, yo.
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Wooo, Timmy! Good choice Anne. Then again, I think any choice other than Derek is a good choice.
ReplyDeleteActually, this is S(h)ara. I know, it's been a while since I blogged.
ReplyDeleteMe = fail. Sorry S(h)ara, ahhhh!
ReplyDeleteUm, that's a lime, not a lemon, but Lime Cat does rock.
ReplyDeleteWait! Cari gave up Timmy?!
ReplyDeleteI'm aware it's a lime, however, the picture was to awesome to pass by. I just pretend it's a lemon...
ReplyDeleteYo, I don't want to bang him, I'm just saying I might buy his jersey.
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